Oh Hello World!

My name is Derek.

That’s right.

DEREK.

My Name is Derek

And it’s 2012.

So I’ve decided to blog. That’s right. Blog. B.L.O.G.

You’ll find I take myself very very very seriously. After all, I got my training at the school for kids who can’t read good, founded by Derek Zoolander. In fact, I’m named after the great man.

In fact, i believe he’s actually my real dad.

I love you Daddy!

Stay tuned.